GARNAUKSURFAX letter memeposted Oct 9th 2008, 2:33AM
Mood: Intoxicated
Music: blablablablablaalalalalalala
Dear 3.1415926535897932384626etc.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm selling myself. I think I realized it when i threw up in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the incarnation as an eskimo.